That one’s good. You made me look… 
I just saw this quotes funny but closer to reality.
“Progress is man’s ability to complicate simplicity.” Thor Heyerdahl
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" Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems."
Hmmm… not W C Fields, I don’t think. Whoseddit?
It reminds me of a Simpsons quote.
“Ah, dinner… the perfect transition from work to drunk.” -Homer
My favorite W.C. Fields quote is this:
"The best things in life are either
- Illegal
- Immoral
- Fattening"
“The great thing about Standards is that there are so many from which to choose!”
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35.7 % of all statistics are made up on the spot!
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which reminds me of
Statistics are like bikinis; what they reveal is interesting, but what they conceal is fascinating.
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I __love__that one. And it brings to mind one that was among my [departed] Father’s favorites:
“Figures don’t lie but liars can figure”
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That reminds me of one that is (mis-)attributed to Einstein:
Everything is relative. But relative’s aren’t everything.
Also from Einstein:
I only know of two things that are truly infinite: the Universe; and human stupidity. Actually, I’m not sure about the Universe.
Mike
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I would say that those quotes from Einstein are my favourites 
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