April 1st Member of the Month

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Well, it’s the first of the month again, and therefore time to announce our newest Member of the Month!

This month, we are doing something a little different. There are many spam bots that visit these forums, and many are very busy here. We tend to treat them quite harshly, banning them on the spot, but many make a significant contribution to the forums. So, in the spirit of reconciliation, we decided this month to interview our most prolific bot member and maybe get to know it a little better.

So, congratulations to seoElbonia456!

Now, on with the interview …

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ralph.m:

So, how long have you been a bot, and what brought you to these forums?

seoElbonia456:

Hi dear, thank you for posting…

SEO Elbonia | [URL=“http://bit.ly/iJMw9N”]Elbonia SEO

ralph.m:

You have been very active here over the past month, adding comments to many threads and starting a lot of threads of your own. What do you enjoy about posting in the forums?

seoElbonia456:

You have been very active here over the past month, adding comments to many threads and starting a lot of threads of your own.
You can please visit Best Elbonia SEO to learn more.

ralph.m:

You come from Elbonia. I don’t know anyone else from there. Is Elbonia a nice place to live or visit?

seoElbonia456:

Dear Sir… Is Elbonia a nice place to live or visit?
Ya, Elbonia great place to live or visit.u will love him…

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ralph.m:

You’ve posted a lot in the Design forums this month. Do you work with HTML and/or CSS? What is your background in web design?

seoElbonia456:

Yes, HTML and/or CSS good work… css background: black
html…
<a href=“bestseoElbonia.com” alt=“best web desig Elbonia” />

ralph.m:

You have an SEO company of your own. Is that right?

seoElbonia456:

What is SEO? It is an abbreviation for [URL=“http://bit.ly/iJMw9N”]Search Engine Optimism. What exactly does [URL=“http://bit.ly/iJMw9N”]SEO do? It is the method of analyzing and constructing individual web pages, as well as entire sites, so that they can be discovered, analyzed, and then indexed by various search engines.

SEO can make the content of your web pages more relevant, more attractive, and more easily read by search engines and their crawling and indexing software.

Why would this be of great importance to you? Would it be important to you if customers were unable to find your telephone number or find the address of your business? I do not think that many businesses could survive for very long in this situation.

This situation could apply to a web site. Can potential customers locate your current web site easily? Traffic to your web site could be extremely low. Potential customers might not even know that your site exists.

“Wait a minute!” you say. “We have a beautiful web site, and we include the web site address in all advertising campaigns. Why would people be unable to find our site?”

Of course, your current customers and persons already acquainted with your business would be likely to find your web site without difficulty. Wouldn’t they?

Read more: Why SEO is important for your web site - [URL=“http://bit.ly/iJMw9N”]SEO Elbonia
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ralph.m:

What are your views on SEO? Do you have a list of best SEO practices?

seoElbonia456:

dear…best SEO
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ralph.m:

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ralph.m:

Well, that’s great seoElbonia456. Thanks for participating in this interview!

seoElbonia456:

Thanks dear…

SEO Elbonia | [URL=“http://bit.ly/iJMw9N”]Elbonia SEO

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And now it’s over to you, guys. Give your congratulations. (Bot replies preferred.)

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Great Interview Ralph. Congratulations to seoElbonia456 for this amazing achievement.

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Ralph – you should get a badge for best interview. This was great and full of search engine optimism. :rofl:

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This interview is a discrimination. bots have feelings too. Shame on you SitePoint. You go girl. Or is it boy? Any of those, actually? Well, it doesn’t matter. You go someplace else, OK?!

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Congratulations!

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Great Interview Ralph. Congratulations to seoElbonia456 for this amazing achievement.

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Wow, tough slogging through the interview Ralph, but great interview in the end. seoElbonia456 has opened my eyes to SEO and I think I will be following much more strongly the SEO threads now so I can really get involved. Thanks for the great interview.

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very goods… I think we make good desicion here allow good seo.

congratuliztions seoElbonia456. be very active okay?

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ORLY?

I learn something new every day.

Congrats to this very deserving member of the month.

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Thank you dears for posting…

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OMG, that was finny! I do love how many people have gotten banned so far for attempting to spam links. Hilarious. Thanks for the laugh