system — 2006-07-31T11:16:54-04:00 — #1
Im trying to get a black eye as easily and painless as possible.
Its hard to punch my face, I have to do it a few times to get one
and it will hurt real bad.
I was thinking of putting a candle over my eye socket and hitting it with a hammer. But I want the most painless method.
Im not doing this for any reason. I guess to add excitement to my life.
baldeagle — 2006-07-31T11:26:29-04:00 — #2
Go to the nearest shopping facility and grab the sweetest *** you see. You will either get your black eye or you will forget all about wanting one.
system — 2006-07-31T11:27:53-04:00 — #3
hartmann — 2006-07-31T11:27:55-04:00 — #4
How does a black eye add excitement?
If you really want one, go up to a slightly larger woman (preferably with her boyfriend/husband) and ask "When's the baby due?". You'll be knocked out cold, but you'll wake up with a slight headache and a definite black eye. Guaranteed or your money back.
mikebigg — 2006-07-31T11:28:26-04:00 — #5
best way to get a black eye?
talk inappropriately to my daughter
I guess to add excitement to my life.
LOL - and the usual extreme sports have failed you?
conradical — 2006-07-31T11:28:58-04:00 — #6
Consider an e-black eye. Done!
As for painless black eyes... are you kidding? Try maskara - painless and definitely exciting! :shifty:
system — 2006-07-31T11:31:07-04:00 — #7
haha you guys are funny.
haha, I dont wanna do anything innapropriate though, dont want a bad name. But my online reputation is more important, weird.
I dont know I just been sitting here and feeling like punching my face because I am so stupid, like maybe a hit in the head or a mark of damage will get my brain to work again and I can get motivation. Know what I mean?
dark_tranquility — 2006-07-31T11:33:43-04:00 — #8
if you pay me the flight tickets to Florida I am willing to help you for free :agree:
Also doing that to get some excitement?
ouh you know I can really really change your life!!
hartmann — 2006-07-31T11:34:33-04:00 — #9
You just want a ticket to Florida to see Vinnie...
dark_tranquility — 2006-07-31T11:35:33-04:00 — #10
dastuff — 2006-07-31T11:35:45-04:00 — #11
Break your nose then you'll get two for the price of one.
tokyoice — 2006-07-31T11:40:53-04:00 — #12
dark_tranquility — 2006-07-31T11:44:33-04:00 — #13
Or go out, and tell the first nice girl you see: "would you E-marry me?"*
*kneeling is Advised that way she can kick you with her feet
conradical — 2006-07-31T11:46:43-04:00 — #14
add this to the smiley :lostseed:
mizwizzy — 2006-07-31T14:16:43-04:00 — #15
the best way to get a black eye is to keep making silly threads about certain SP members and there so called "subtle romances"!!! :smashy:
system — 2006-07-31T15:33:25-04:00 — #16
haha you guys are hilarious.
now that i think about it im glad i didnt give myself a black eye that would have been stupid. but i was seriously considering it and i gave my face a few practice punches. lol, i didn't only wuss out but i changed my mind too. Im a quitter
dark_tranquility — 2006-07-31T17:56:34-04:00 — #17
No! not at all that's funny! and very fashionable!
whiteknight0571 — 2006-08-02T04:48:15-04:00 — #18
Be standing directly behind a somewhat chesty woman as you scream behind her, making her jump and turn suddenly?
r937 — 2006-08-02T07:13:51-04:00 — #19
that was shot a long, long time ago
baldeagle — 2006-08-02T07:48:55-04:00 — #20
The easiest and most painless way, ummmmm. I know, let me show you something, it is very far away though, but you may use my binoculars.
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