Has anyone seen my leather pants?
Why, have they been running a lot?
This topic is now closed because it's not empowering the children of the nation... or whatever the new, sad, hippy laws around these parts are... pfft
They're next to your blue suede shoes.
They're probably with all your other leather "equipment".
Not sure anyone should have killed a cow for this.
For a hamburger, made of Ground Chuck, made GENTLY into a ball then pressed thick and flat, put on a High-Temp grill, NEVER PRESSED, flipped after 5 minutes...
That is worth killing a cow for.
I have not seen your leather pants.
Has anyone tasted my "Master's Burger"???
Yeah, you know how it is, bro.
Gotta keep them breeches in line.