Computer humour

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Why couldn’t function a’s sniper shoot function b’s sniper?

wrong scope

Why did function a’s sniper die?

function b’s sniper had a global scope

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I moved a post to an existing topic: Welcome to The SitePoint Forums

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<?php

function curse(ive) {
   echo "re-curse(ive)";
   curse(ive);
}

// The grammar witch hates bad grammar forever
curse('Ive');

?>
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function stop(){ //hammer time

}

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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

:slight_smile:

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:slight_smile:

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'hope not of these have already been posted:






**Edit:** Hope I get one in my Christmas Stocking

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Bend that in your pocket!

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Reminds me of…

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Stephen Hawkins joke:

“Where do you find a black hole?”

“In a black sock”

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