Computer humour

What’s sad is I understand this enough to realize how bad a pun that is…sigh

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:slight_smile: Shoulda put that in Computer Humour

A mod can combine mine to theirs. Wasn’t aware of that thread :slight_smile:

Done :slight_smile:

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theQuestion = /2B|[^B]{2}/;

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Loved it so much, I added it to my signature in Outlook. :slight_smile: Thank you!

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Some of you have probably heard this one before:

Computer Scientist: I’m just heading down to the shop, need anything?
Wife: Erm, a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs get a dozen

10 minutes later…

Computer Scientist: I’m back
Wife: Why on earth do you have 12 loafs of bread!!!
Computer Scientist: They had eggs…

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The three apples that changed the world:

  1. Adam
  2. Isaac Newton
  3. Steve Jobs
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This one is slightly off colour.

Q: Who was the world’s first computer expert?
A: Eve. She had an Apple in one hand, and a Wang in the other.

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to be or not to be?

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that is theQuestion

Since you’re questioning your own existance and the meaning of life… Let me tell you that we had this debate recently at the staff quarters and we got an answer of 42…

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Can you remember the exact question that was asked? :stuck_out_tongue:

Yes, I do… thanks to @John_Betong and @technobear

From http://42.com

A couple of days ago, when my math teacher asked, “Any questions?”, I
asked, “What is the meaning at life?”. She replied, “The meaning of life
is math.”

Today, we realized that in the alphabet, M is the 13th letter, A is the
1st letter, T is the 20th letter, and H is the 8th letter.

13+1+20+8=42

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[quote=“molona, post:55, topic:40456”]
Today, we realized that in the alphabet, M is the 13th letter, A is the 1st letter, T is the 20th letter, and H is the 8th letter.undefined> 13+1+20+8=42
[/quote]LOVE IT!

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That’s pretty cool! Have you read Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy?

Not really computer humour but I love this one:

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laughing is the best medicine

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