Computer humour

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My friend brought a raspberry pi to work.

He asked if anyone wanted a byte and I a little bit.

Others who had a bit had a remarkably binary opinion of it, by which I mean there was a clear partition.

However those who disliked it kept quiet, they didnt want to get his backup.

Afterwards there was a hard drive to get on with work. Nobody wanted to risk the boot.

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I found the following on SO:

The fantastic element that explains the appeal of games to many
developers is neither the fire-breathing monsters nor the milky-skinned,
semi-clad sirens; it is the experience of carrying out a task from
start to finish without any change in the user requirements.

… and this one…

I called the janitor the other day to see what he could do about my dingy
linoleum floor. He said he would have been happy to loan me a polisher, but
that he hadn’t the slightest idea what he had done with it. I told him not to
worry about it - that as a programmer it wasn’t the first time I had
experienced a buffer allocation failure due to a memory error.

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My idea of EVERY single Adobe product.

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What it is like to own an apple product

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Yup!

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I saw the movie but never read the book

Never read the book but I’ve seen both the movie and the BBC Radio Theatre versions. The movie was (IMHO) so-so. I liked Mos Def and Martin Freeman. But the BBC production (I think from the 80’s - Simon Jones as Arthur Dent, and even David Prowse as a bodyguard) is my favourite.

:slight_smile:

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This Always make me feel happy and bring Smile on the face

I’m not sure this counts, as it’s a true story (and at the time I couldn’t decide whether to laugh or cry).

I had been helping an elderly neighbour in our remote village with a computer problem. After I’d sorted it out, I explained to her that she really ought to get antivirus software installed, and offered to help. “Oh no”, she replied, quite cheerfully. “It’s alright. My brother-in-law says I won’t need that away out here…”

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That physically pains me. As you were, I was torn with my emotions.

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“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….
“Java.”

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ROFL!

The image below isn’t the one I was trying to find, but it is the one that kept coming up in every link, so… (shrug)

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Arnold Schwarzenegger apparently refuses to upgrade to the latest version of Windows. When asked why, he replied—“I still love Vista, baby!”

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