Computer humour

You have no idea how much I hate these when I see them on Facebook.

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Work:

7+1+49-7
8+42
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Thanks for sharing this. Always need a good laugh

JavaScript as a cure for insomnia:

while(sleep != "zzz")
{
    sheep ++;
}

But my favourite silly code is this, from @codepo8:

#zod::before
{
    content:"kneel";
}
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laughter is the best medicine to de-stress

Yes, I find everything in this thread quite de-stressing. :stuck_out_tongue:

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PC: Master, I had a nightmare!
User: Cut the crap, you cannot dream!
PC: Yes master, while I was sleeping I was dreaming 0 1 0 1 1 1 0, then suddenly: 2!

Just put all my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay, imagine all the Paypal.

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Just stumbled across this quote:

Try telling this to a non Geek…

“A parent may kill its children if the task assigned to them is no longer needed”

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I tried to update my computer this morning but it wouldn’t work.

After several attempts, I had that syncing feeling :frowning:

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This made my morning

See CaptionI honestly didn't think you could even USE emoji in variable names. Or that there were so many different crying ones.
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A font walks into a bar, the bartender says “Hey, we don’t serve your type here,” then called the serif.

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Why did the font designer dislike Georgia? Because Georgia wasn’t his type.

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A Cron Job for this might be better :stuck_out_tongue:

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