Convert php to javascript

Hi Guys!

I need to convert the following PHP code to javascript. How can I do that?

if(($_GET['assets'] > 0) && ($_GET['assets'] < 2500000)) {$band = "2000";}
		if(($_GET['assets'] > 2500001) && ($_GET['assets'] < 5000000)) {$band = "3000";}
		if(($_GET['assets'] > 5000001) && ($_GET['assets'] < 10000000)) {$band = "3750";}
		if(($_GET['assets'] > 10000001) && ($_GET['assets'] < 15000000)) {$band = "4500";}
		if(($_GET['assets'] > 15000001) && ($_GET['assets'] < 25000000)) {$band = "5250";}
		if(($_GET['assets'] > 25000001) && ($_GET['assets'] < 50000000)) {$band = "6750";}
		if(($_GET['assets'] > 50000001) && ($_GET['assets'] < 75000000)) {$band = "7500";}
		if(($_GET['assets'] > 75000001) && ($_GET['assets'] < 100000000)) {$band = "8250";}
		if(($_GET['assets'] > 100000001) && ($_GET['assets'] < 150000000)) {$band = "9000";}
		if(($_GET['assets'] > 150000001) && ($_GET['assets'] < 250000000)) {$band = "11250";}
		if(($_GET['assets'] > 250000001) && ($_GET['assets'] < 400000000)) {$band = "13500";}
		if(($_GET['assets'] > 400000001) && ($_GET['assets'] < 550000000)) {$band = "15750";}
		if(($_GET['assets'] > 550000001) && ($_GET['assets'] < 700000000)) {$band = "19125";}
		if(($_GET['assets'] > 700000001) && ($_GET['assets'] < 1000000000)) {$band = "22500";}
		if(($_GET['assets'] > 1000000001) && ($_GET['assets'] < 1500000000)) {$band = "28125";}
		if(($_GET['assets'] > 1500000001) && ($_GET['assets'] < 2000000000)) {$band = "33750";}
		if(($_GET['assets'] > 2000000001) && ($_GET['assets'] < 10000000000)) {$band = "45000";}
		if(($_GET['assets'] > 10000000001) && ($_GET['assets'] < 25000000000)) {$band = "65000";}
		if(($_GET['assets'] > 25000000001) && ($_GET['assets'] < 50000000000)) {$band = "75000";}
		if(($_GET['assets'] > 50000000001) && ($_GET['assets'] < 9999999999999999999999999999)) {$band = "85000";}

Other than needing to change the PHP sybtax to javascript syntax, you can access the GET variable by using the location property and splitting off after the “?” to get the “assets=###”.