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I’ve been keeping an eye on Sitepoint career openings in Australia actually for a while now. Waiting for an opening. All I’ll say is this - I’ve applied for a passport, and if I do somehow magically get a job at Sitepoint and I move to Australia, I’d be worried. I’d start signing in via bouncing proxies and delete all social media. :smiley:

Ah well, I’m sure all of the poisonous spiders and snakes, along with the crocodiles, drop bears and other nasty things will be happy to greet you when you arrive. :stuck_out_tongue:

I plan on it! Once I meet them, then I can meet you :smile:

Yeah, that’s what I meant by “other nasty things”. :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m sure they’d be falling over themselves to employ you. Don’t necessarily take that as a compliment, though, as they’re usually falling over themselves anyway. :stuck_out_tongue:

Yes I have quite the reputation over at Sitepoint HQ, from what I’ve gathered.

My reaction: http://www.funkyfunz.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/funny-meme-laughing--500x384.jpg

How do I get my site #1 in Google? :slight_smile:

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Have they landed on the moon yet?

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I think the drop bears have a lunar mission planned for next year. Next time I see one I’ll get a confirmation.

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Google schmoogle. These days everyone uses Bing. Get with the program!

I believe there’s a mission planned to leave Justin Bieber there.

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Will we visit other plantes?
Do E.T. really exist?
Is thre life after death?
What do I keep singing the same tune that I hate?

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I’m sorry, but wouldn’t that be dangerous? After all, we only have one moon!?

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Please don’t get our hopes up!

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I am sure the drop bears plan on dropping him off half way.

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Certainly. Every so often I visit the cute, little plantes in the arboreal park. Care to join?

Of course! Lots of us are on here on Sitepoint!

For everyone else, definitely!

Don’t worry, the drop bears will be taking care of him soon.

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How do you pronounce GIF?

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‘GIF’

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Why did the chicken cross the road? And how many beans make five?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Did Sally really pick up seashells by the seashore?

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