And why was sister Susie sewing shirts for sailors?
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Why do you have to submit an application to be a doctor’s patient?
Aren’t they working for you??
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The chicken crossed the road to eat the beans, so you’ll never get five.
If it’s Woodchuck Norris, then as many as he wants!
She did, I saw her!
Trying hard to make ends meet in these trying times, I’m afraid.
Because he likes to be bold and beautiful!
Brother, these days everyone’s misogynistic.
Nope, that’s what they want you to think. Really, everyone works for the aliens!
He? That makes me doubt the value of your otherwise excellent replies 
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ahem… urr, Obviously I meant ‘she’. ahem…
This brings me to my next question: is alien biology as smooth as the fashion mannequin biology? Is the knife you hold between your teeth a give away?
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As I have said for many, many years, “We would not have Velcro if the aliens had not crashed in Roswell New Mexico”
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As it turns out, alien biology is actually globby and slippery. There’s a human fashion designer harvesting it for handbags and accessories.
It’s true. They also gave us quilted toilet paper and dubstep.
I’m feeling sick 
How do you find such weird stuff?
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Try Robitussin.
We alien pirates know everything!
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how to growing my salary?
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Water daily and fertiliser every week or so.
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Where have all the flowers gone?
Will we ever have world peace?
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Why does my cat like having her tail tugged?
Why, in a building that has only two floors, when you step into the elevator there is not just a single button?
You can only go to ONE place (the OTHER floor)!!
As a mater of fact, there needn’t be any buttons at all. I think the doors should just close and take you to the other floor. Period!
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Why “of the Dead” but not “of the Living”?
What is “supercalifragilisticuespialidoso”?
You mean supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? Just want to be sure. He’s giving such great advice, I’d hate for you to miss out because of spelling 
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