In Spanish, it is not spelled that way. I’m trully sorry for mixing languages
Still not spelled right
Are you telling me that I don’t know how to write in my own language?
Errr…Dislexia?
Now, seriously, I see less and less every day that passes and my eyes simply read what they feel like, not what’s there
Where have all the flowers gone?
They’ve gone to war, I’m afraid. They’d finally had enough!
Will we ever have world peace?
Only if the flowers have their way.
Why does my cat like having her tail tugged?
Because she likes spinning around to bite your wrist.
Why, in a building that has only two floors, when you step into the elevator there is not just a single button?You can only go to ONE place (the OTHER floor)!!
As a mater of fact, there needn’t be any buttons at all. I think the doors should just close and take you to the other floor. Period!
It’s actually so you could enter the secret passcode to access the hidden floor.
Why “of the Dead” but not “of the Living”?
Because ‘of the Living’ doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.
What is “supercalifragilisticuespialidoso”?
Everything!
Are you telling me that I don’t know how to write in my own language?
hmm…
¡Usted puede hacerlo, sin duda mejor que yo!
¡Oye!
How free is free?
Why does it always take 3 tries to correctly insert a USB flash drive? (right side, wrong side, right side)
How free is free?
As free as they let you!
Why does it always take 3 tries to correctly insert a USB flash drive? (right side, wrong side, right side)
It’s actually a lot like the intricate hand-bumping rituals of some charismatic humans. It turns out USB drives consider themselves quite hip and groovy, and as such are bored with a simple plug-and-play. They much prefer an ‘up high, down low’ jive, like the cool kats.
Have you ever been to Dover? Were you Randy at that time?
Have you ever been to Dover? Were you Randy at that time?
If I’m in England and randy, Dover’s probably not the place I’m going.
Will we ever grow back our fur?
Will we ever grow back our fur?
If it’s winter where you are, it should have grown back already.
Ah, that makes much more sense… I was thinking too much werewolf. That’s why we can’t trust what we see in the movies. Or can we?
That’s why we can’t trust what we see in the movies. Or can we?
Of course not - movies and real life are completely opposite ends of the spectrum.
movies and real life are completely opposite ends of the spectrum
Even the “inspired by true events” ones? Like the landing on the moon ones?
Like the landing on the moon
That was a movie, wasn’t it?
That was a movie, wasn’t it?
Which one? The one about landing or the one about landing as a hoax? It’s so hard to decide… As the old joke said:
“Sir, the communists have landed on the moon.”
“No problem.”
“But, sir, they are painting the moon red!”
“No problem, we’ll just add the Coca Cola logo afterwards.”
The one about landing
Yeah … that one—starring Neil Armstrong &co.
starring Neil Armstrong
Did he ever make the sequel?
Did he ever make the sequel?
He didn’t even make it to Toy Story.