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In Spanish, it is not spelled that way. I’m trully sorry for mixing languages :slight_smile:

Still not spelled right :wink:

Are you telling me that I don’t know how to write in my own language? :stuck_out_tongue:

Errr…Dislexia? :blush:
Now, seriously, I see less and less every day that passes and my eyes simply read what they feel like, not what’s there :slight_smile:

They’ve gone to war, I’m afraid. They’d finally had enough!

Only if the flowers have their way.

Because she likes spinning around to bite your wrist.

It’s actually so you could enter the secret passcode to access the hidden floor.

Because ‘of the Living’ doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.

Everything!

hmm…
¡Usted puede hacerlo, sin duda mejor que yo!

¡Oye!

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How free is free?

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Why does it always take 3 tries to correctly insert a USB flash drive? (right side, wrong side, right side)

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Ah, I know the answer to this one :wink:

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As free as they let you!

It’s actually a lot like the intricate hand-bumping rituals of some charismatic humans. It turns out USB drives consider themselves quite hip and groovy, and as such are bored with a simple plug-and-play. They much prefer an ‘up high, down low’ jive, like the cool kats.

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Have you ever been to Dover? Were you Randy at that time?

If I’m in England and randy, Dover’s probably not the place I’m going.

Will we ever grow back our fur?

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If it’s winter where you are, it should have grown back already.

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Ah, that makes much more sense… I was thinking too much werewolf. That’s why we can’t trust what we see in the movies. Or can we?

Of course not - movies and real life are completely opposite ends of the spectrum.

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Even the “inspired by true events” ones? Like the landing on the moon ones?

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That was a movie, wasn’t it?

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Which one? The one about landing or the one about landing as a hoax? It’s so hard to decide… As the old joke said:

“Sir, the communists have landed on the moon.”
“No problem.”
“But, sir, they are painting the moon red!”
“No problem, we’ll just add the Coca Cola logo afterwards.”

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Yeah … that one—starring Neil Armstrong &co. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Did he ever make the sequel?

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He didn’t even make it to Toy Story.

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