sanaya — 2013-09-25T00:34:25-04:00 — #1
Psychology student vs law student
A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you”?
The girl answered with a loud voice; “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the
girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him
“I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?”
The guy responded with a
loud voice: “$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!”
and all the people in the
library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears;
“I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty”
sanaya — 2013-09-25T00:35:29-04:00 — #2
The smartest robber
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned.
There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, "I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight's concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star."
Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from though out the house, from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading, "Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don't I?
guido2004 — 2013-09-25T04:11:01-04:00 — #3