Sorry to hijack your thread c_c_lia.
[OT]I found that extremely funny r937.
As a Calgarian this is another fave of mine:
Q: How many Calgarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five. 1 to change the actual lightbulb, 4 to reminisce about the time we hosted the Olympics almost 30 years ago
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Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. It’s a hardware problem.
If you guys already give the answer, what kind of a riddle is it? 
[FONT=Verdana]Answer: a lousy one.
There are two teddy bears sitting on the stairs. Which one’s the pilot?[/FONT]
The one with the hat? 
No - the one that wants the landing lights on. 
Q: Why does the chicken cross the road?
Because Colonel Sanders is on his tail? :eyebrow:
Because it wants to be on the other side of the road 
Because its head was cut off?
Q: Why does the chicken cross the road?
Although the earlier responses are excellent, the correct answer is: “Because iit would take too long to go around it”.
Why is the letter E like London?
It’s a capital?
Not any old capital - it’s the capital of England.