shyflower — 2011-05-30T19:19:08-04:00 — #1
Entry #1: Words to judge --
[CENTER]How to be a successful dater in 10 lessons
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shyflower — 2011-05-31T16:09:31-04:00 — #2
Entry #2: No words at top of this entry. Pick the three underlined words that you want to judge.
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shyflower — 2011-06-03T11:39:18-04:00 — #3
Entry #3: No specific words requested for judging. Judge 'em all!
The Adventures of a Food animal Sheep
Once upon a time in a forum far away lived a Sheep this was no ordinary sheep for this was a food animal sheep, a Super Sheep called Sarah. Not like anybody had seen before and that's no fanfaronade because unlike most fleeting sheep this one was no Ninnyhamer. She had nerves of steel neither were she acclumisid when faced with certain death, a ewe with lightening reflexes.
Unsurprisingly for an animal made from food she never tired and if you checked her pulse or used a sphygmomanometer to determine her blood pressure you wouldn't even get a reading. There's no gibberish in this story or word of a lie but strangely she had a body that resembled a cauliflower. Plus a face the somehow looked somehow looked like potato.
However, her eyes were most mesmerising they shone astonishing sapphire blue which could place you into a deep trance. This sheep was special and her secret 'super power' was telepathy but with a twist... She could actually communicate with cats, yes cats.
Well, one day Sarah was minding her business surfing the internet when all of a sudden something disturbed her concentration; her white cat appeared at outside the window and began meowing. Sarah's brain interpreted the cat's peculiar yowling, it was mentioning something bad had happened, something terrible, something about a threat to the internet called; HTML5.
"Oh dear, not that floccinaucinihilipilification!" bleated Sarah...
shyflower — 2011-06-04T03:18:59-04:00 — #4
Entry #4: [floccinaucinihilipilification, sphygmomanometer, boondoggle ]
[INDENT]An Elegy on Lost Love
My dear, sweet love, the very paradigm of beauty,
Hath left me now, and stolen my heart's booty.
My soul is thus acclumsid, my thoughts almost commensurate,
With those of souls who sigh and then defenestrate.
My gamut of emotion thus, myself a ninnyhammer,
I spout this gobbledygook, and cry, and stammer.
This end was unexpected, a paraprosdokian:
I had expected joy, but got an instaban.
But no, I shall not fret, nor seek an interregnum
Betwixt the tyrannies of sorrow and regret.
I shall not beg forgiveness, nor ask for explanation,
But simply will accept her floccinaucinihilipilification.
Nor do I seek your sympathy or eleemosynary gestures:
I turn my back on charity and all its sickly vestures.
I shall accept my fate, my plaintive cries shall peter,
Lest vexing thoughts o'ertax my sphygmomanometer.
My darkling heart, once such an abditory,
I'll open wide, and not conceal my story.
Nor shall I justify myself with some fanfaronade,
But rather soothe my injured heart with lime and lemonade.
No longer shall I seek to win the hearts of maids:
I'm done with these boondoggle escapades.
On this I am resolved, I openly declare …
But hang on—who's that pretty lady over there?[/INDENT]
shyflower — 2011-06-04T03:21:43-04:00 — #5
Entry #5: [boondoggle, paradigm, fanfaronade]
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